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14 Juli 2005 21:13
...herrlich.
A very jolly country in Space
Ich lieg noch am Boden, waehrend ich dies hier schreibe. Endlich mal ne Abwechslung vom E31 Forum
Gruesse
Reinhard
Zu geil:
The name "Dutch", in fact, is a bastardization of the German word "Deutsch", meaning "one who spits while talking". The Dutch language is characterized by extremely harsh and guttural sounds that recall a cat with hairballs. Learning to speak it is futile, although when under the influence of strong cannabinols, it becomes readily understandable.
Ein Brueller nach dem anderen:
George "Wookie" Bush, also known as Darth Sidious or Darth "Dubya"(born on December 43, 1900 at a temperature of 30°C) is the current czar of the United Dodgeball League and the biggest disgrace to The Bush Family. He has superhuman psychic powers and used them to scanner Bill Clinton to death in the 1998 Janitorial campaign. This makes him a superhero according to some, though a supervillain according to others, and the latest Sith incumbent according to yet others. He is believed by some to have fathered a new race of hybrid human/monkey super lawyers. In accordance with the traditional laws of superheroes, George Bush also has one devastating weakness: Mountain Bikes.
Oscar Wilde believes that there is strong evidence that suggests that he is, in fact, Michael Jackson in disguise.
Mit Traenen in den Augen:
Hatched in Georgetown, to an illegal alien worker, Bush was named in honour of his mother, Michael Jackson, who was at the same time his cousin and long-time mistress. He was raised by a Mexican Orange Terrier named DeeDee (after the cartoon character from Dexter's Laboratory). In his childhood, he had a severe intelligence deficiency as a result of refusing to eat his vegetables, staring at the sun for prolonged periods, prompting him in later life to wholeheartedly support stem cell research thinking it would make celery more amenable to children. He has two daughters: Monica Lewinsky and the rock group Supertramp.
A very jolly country in Space
Ich lieg noch am Boden, waehrend ich dies hier schreibe. Endlich mal ne Abwechslung vom E31 Forum
Gruesse
Reinhard
Zu geil:
The name "Dutch", in fact, is a bastardization of the German word "Deutsch", meaning "one who spits while talking". The Dutch language is characterized by extremely harsh and guttural sounds that recall a cat with hairballs. Learning to speak it is futile, although when under the influence of strong cannabinols, it becomes readily understandable.
Ein Brueller nach dem anderen:
George "Wookie" Bush, also known as Darth Sidious or Darth "Dubya"(born on December 43, 1900 at a temperature of 30°C) is the current czar of the United Dodgeball League and the biggest disgrace to The Bush Family. He has superhuman psychic powers and used them to scanner Bill Clinton to death in the 1998 Janitorial campaign. This makes him a superhero according to some, though a supervillain according to others, and the latest Sith incumbent according to yet others. He is believed by some to have fathered a new race of hybrid human/monkey super lawyers. In accordance with the traditional laws of superheroes, George Bush also has one devastating weakness: Mountain Bikes.
Oscar Wilde believes that there is strong evidence that suggests that he is, in fact, Michael Jackson in disguise.
Mit Traenen in den Augen:
Hatched in Georgetown, to an illegal alien worker, Bush was named in honour of his mother, Michael Jackson, who was at the same time his cousin and long-time mistress. He was raised by a Mexican Orange Terrier named DeeDee (after the cartoon character from Dexter's Laboratory). In his childhood, he had a severe intelligence deficiency as a result of refusing to eat his vegetables, staring at the sun for prolonged periods, prompting him in later life to wholeheartedly support stem cell research thinking it would make celery more amenable to children. He has two daughters: Monica Lewinsky and the rock group Supertramp.
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